How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Randomize
