is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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