Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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