Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Just invented taco cereal.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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