There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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