I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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