We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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