so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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