we have pet lesbian snakes
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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