Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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