she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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