is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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