This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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