Buhtt sex?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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