I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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