That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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