threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I need to align my fucking chakras
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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