i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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