it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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