Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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