Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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