You really coming over, don't trick.
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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