It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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