If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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