Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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