butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
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