We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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