I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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