Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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