she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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