My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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