at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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