you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I could fuck to npr.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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