awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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