i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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