So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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