i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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