Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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