Having a random hookup so left but love u
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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