Do vagina's smell?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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