I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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