when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
So. Much. Porn.
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