Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
she smelled like a LAN party
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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