I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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