Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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