Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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