Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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