..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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