clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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