Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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