Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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