Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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