I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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