My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Randomize