From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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